COWS "Sexy Pee Story" T-Shirt w/ AmRep NOISE back logo
COWS "Sexy Pee Story" Reissue T-Shirt w/ AmRep NOISE back logo
The 3-titted Wilma was originally used on a flyer advertising a Cows show back in the 90's. Mpls largest club in town took down the flyers in the club after complaints from the staff! (Stop the objectification of 3 titted prehistoric cartoon women NOW!!)
*This is an OFFICIALLY LICENSED LTD release. With consent from the band, Shannon Selberg, and Kevin Rutmanis. Amphetamine Reptile Records NOISE logo thanks to Haze XXL.
Cows were a post-hardcore/punk blues band from Minneapolis, Minnesota known for their outstanding live performances. The band formed in 1986 and disbanded in 1998. They released 9 full-length albums along with dozens of single & compilation tracks.
Printed on Gildan G500 Heavy Cotton 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Features
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Tear-away label
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- 7/8" collar
- Classic fit
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Sizing Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Full Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Sleeve Length | 15.62 | 17 | 18.5 | 20 | 21.5 | 22.87 | 24.25 | 25.38 |
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